Humpty Dumpty - The Great Fall

Jake: R.I.P. BRO

Leslie: ??

            What’s up with your status, dude?

Jake: Did you hear what happened to Humpty Dumpty?

Leslie: That real pale, quiet kid from cooking class?

Jake: Yeah, that’s the one

Leslie: No! What happened? Is everything okay?

Jake: Not really… I heard my mom talking to his mom

Apparently he was supposed to meet Mary for dinner,
and witnesses say he was

sitting on the wall outside Eggs – N – Bacon when some
gang bangers came out and fired a gun

Leslie: THEY SHOT HUMPTY?!?!

Jake: No, no, let me finish
     So this humpty kid from cooking class was on the wall,    I guess deep in thought,
     because witnesses say he looked like he was staring  into space. Since the gun was   fired from right next to     him, the sound of the fire startled him, and… He just   fell backward!

Leslie: Well, is he okay? Were the people with the gun caught?

Jake: They were caught. They were in such shock. The gun was    fired on accident as they
     fought over it.
     When Humpty fell, he landed on the crown of his head.     The impact was so hard, his shell cracked all the way down, so when the gang bangers tried to help him,
     his shell fell apart and the yolk spilled everywhere.

Leslie: Oh no!!! That’s so sad! Poor Mary. Poor Mrs. Dumpty. Mr. Dumpty died in war, huh?

Jake: Yeah, she’s all alone now. She’s thinking about going to live by her family, but, hey I have to go. Dinner…